low-entropy detective

investigating the slow breakdowns of modern life — and how to stop them

The Battery Is Not Dead — Your System Is Leaking Energy

You swap the batteries. Still no response. A smart remote, a wireless sensor, a motion light — all going dark for no reason. It’s easy to blame the battery, but what if the real problem isn’t power loss — it’s entropy leakage?

Leaking battery on circuit board

How It Happens

Diagnostics and Defense

  1. Audit device logs: Look for high-frequency polling, sync errors, or excessive reconnection attempts.
  2. Check ambient draw: Use a plug-in power meter to see which devices sip more than they should in idle.
  3. Resync or retire: Re-pair sensors or replace aging gear with newer, low-draw versions.
  4. Map the silent web: Review your router’s connected device list — what’s talking that shouldn’t be?

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